Bee Taxed

April 15, 2008

By Buzz Marketeer

From the Central Hive

My Mission: To help you bee all you can bee. (But I’m warning you; it's gonna sting like a mutha!)


Whoa Nellie! You folks know what day this is, dontcha? You there, soppin' up your umpteenth malt liquor, don't fret. Sure, Uncle Sam took all your money, but this year the joke's on him cuz the dollar ain't worth what it was this time last year. But with any luck, things will take an upturn, not continue the slide South. Sure, there's more doom and gloomers out there than you can shake a stick at, but faithful ones, remember Who loves ya baby! For those of you who were crumb crunchers in the mid-seventies, that was Kojak's favorite line. So, what's new and exciting with Buzz you ask? Well folks, I'm sure most of you have been following the Presidential race coverage. I'm proud that my hive is full of the smart and observant of all the bees. We work hard...well, some of us. Well, waiting is hard work and let me say in my own defense that there's a lot of deep thinking that goes on during that long wait for Queenie to choose her beau. I know, I know...it's a "one flight stand"...and in this case I'm glad I missed out on all the fun. Anyhoo, so all the buzz is about this Obama character. Just let me say that generally speakin', when all the buzzin' stops, that's when the honey either tastes it's sweetest or is just a big mass of worthless, tasteless goo. Sure, a lotta folks have been lured in by the sweet taste, but they best bee careful not to get stung when they reach in for the goods.

So, I could use your input on Buzz's next adventure...and it's a big one. My alter-ego, Jas, is finally gettin' the gumption to get a movin' on some of his greatest passions in life. Well, let's hope he's serious this time. No doubt he's got plenty of ideas and he's got the ideals to keep him centered. Anyway, he wants me, Buzz Marketeer, to bee his marketing arm. Yeah, he thinks I'd do a good job at promoting not only his ideas, but also putting my seal of approval on ideas that promote the things we both stand for...the things that originally made this country great...those things that the Creator Bee deems worthy of fighting for. All this will be happenin' either at buzzmarketeer.com or at beethemiracle.com. I have to say, I was pretty flattered about the offer, which is sure to bring me the kind of fame I truly deserve and give Jas a great outlet. I think we'll be highlighting a lot of the people and ideas that really drive people to be their very best and to help others believe and achieve theirs. Well folks, it's time for me to get me some shut-eye now. Been a long day at the Central Hive. Lots of buzzin' goin' on these days. Much work to do and too few willing to step up and let their voices bee heard. So, I'll bee steady at the wheel until we get safely to the other side.

So, reporting from the Central Hive for your reading pleasure, this is Buzz Marketeer signing off for now. But stay tuned for more, exciting newzzzzz!

Buzz